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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm 18 :( I dont want a colonoscopy

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

it's fine, just don't grow older

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

This is the way

[–] Beldarofremulak@discuss.online 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You might want to double check your age then. You might be old and just not know it. You can probably buy kids beer now if you wanted to.

[–] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've been able to buy beer for 2 years 💪😎

[–] Beldarofremulak@discuss.online 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

::snaps glove::

Then I guess it's time