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Hey OP, did you know that the voice of Ducky was a little girl named Judith Barsi? Did you know that Judith also voiced the little girl character, Anne-Marie, in All Dog Go To Heaven? And did you know that Judith Barsi was brutally murdered along with her mother by her father who then killed himself? And did you know that this murder happened between her lines being recorded and the release of either of these films? So when you fell in love with a little duck billed dinosaur saying "Yepyepyep" and a little orphan girl who talks to animals, you were listening to the echos of a voice of a murdered 10 year old girl.

Why did I bring this up, OP? Because you made me sad, so I'mma make you sad too.

RIP Judith

What did I do to you to deserve this aggression on such a nice morning?

For anyone wondering, this is the rain scene from Sausage Party (2016) when the chocolate eclair tries weed for the first time.

Jokes on you, I'm 40 and I've had 5 of them already.

Just FYI for anyone that is wondering about colonoscopies:

The American Cancer Society recommends that people at average risk* of colorectal cancer start regular screening at age 45.

…the disease is rising sharply in people under age 50, most of whom are years away from getting their first screening

So get a colonoscopy. Got mine at 45, it was absolutely NBD. They give good knockout drugs if you like, you have a nice nap and that’s it. Even the laxative is a non-event (I got a doc that prescribed miralax and sports drink combo, some of the prescribed liquids are gross) and was super easy. The worst thing about it was being hungry and wanting a cup of coffee because you can’t eat before the procedure.

I’m only 32. Is it really that early?

No tf it is not lol, I'm still in college

Fuck you, I've still got 7 or 8 years left.

If she doesn’t fuck with little foot then she’s too young for you

Until now, it has been before time.

The 90s was really out here making us hungry for dang leaf. I'm not too proud to say I tried it, it was gross.

Yep, yep, RIP

I literally confirmed a colonoscopy appointment 30 min ago and then see this on Lemmy.

What the hell?

I'm 18 :( I dont want a colonoscopy

Damn they made that leaf look so tasty.

Sharptooth!

You're not my dad!

Or mammogram

Goddammit so true...I just had my first colonoscopy today 😬

I'm 34. I don't think I need to schedule one yet, I'm not particularly high risk family history-wise. But I'm worried about scheduling it when the time comes.

That doctor gonna know I'm a bottom, and that's gonna be embarrassing.

Shit man, I wish it was my first...