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Flared bottom would have made it 450%
Yeah, all I see are embarrassing trips to the ER.
I was uhhhh…trying to shampoo myself REALLY well.
the shower didn't have a place for me to put it
Just insert it cap first. So you can poop it out when it slips in.
Oh, sweet summer child...
That's why it has the flared bottom.
Is this a try at some joke I dont get? Flared != flat?
This is what flared usually looks like
Right, except they don't.
Maybe he has a really, really small ass?
Maybe not in your neck of the woods... 😉
... there's a picture of them. The picture is the same regardless of our respective necks or woods.
Thank you, Professor Pedantic.
Edit: OK, this instance is full of cunts.
I'll see myself out.
I think you just missed the beginning of the conversation and tried to jump into it.
We started by saying that these should have a flared end, and I said that without a flared end, it's going to require medical intervention. That's where you jumped in to say, rather condescendingly, that's what the flared end is for. Go back and re-read the thread, because I really just think you're missing the context of the conversation we're having.
No one is being a cunt or pedantic, you're just saying something that's wrong and unfunny
Oh, sweet summer child...
your woods need thick necks to prevent oopsies
OK...
And what if they had a "vibrate" function. You know, to get the last bit of shampoo out easier.