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So they also double as dildos?
But they don't double as double ended dildos.
That's the same energy as flour companies making floral patterned burlap bags during the great depression because people were using them to make clothes.
They gon' introduce a dragon scent next?
😏
Not a particularly good one...
Is this AI generated? It's reached a point where I cannot even tell anymore.
https://sandeemax.com/product/cucumber-gel-natural-fresh/
It is not - ish
Availability: Out of stock
That ain't no lemon shape that I've ever seen.
"So you slipped in the bathroom... and fell on top of the shampoo bottle?"
Million to one shot Jerry!
Hey Assman!
No, actually I was bored.
Flared bottom would have made it 450%
Yeah, all I see are embarrassing trips to the ER.
I was uhhhh…trying to shampoo myself REALLY well.
the shower didn't have a place for me to put it
Just insert it cap first. So you can poop it out when it slips in.
And what if they had a "vibrate" function. You know, to get the last bit of shampoo out easier.
No joke, I have a very close friend who is a vagabond. It the most literal sense of the word. He has no permanent residence.
I love the guy, he's a great friend, loyal, dependable, trustworthy.
But, I've heard that people have found objects beneath the couch he crashed on with... certain matter on it.
Hey, I'm not judging, but at least you could take that with you, or wash it off.
Eeewww
god damn son
Like I said, he's a great guy, otherwise.
But he could show some common manners and clean up after himself.
I've never seen it, personally, but heard the tales.
Since he's a close friend, maybe let him know?
He knows. He doesn't care.
Great guy otherwise
Yes, he is.
We all have our shit.
and his too apparently
My good friend Bill dildos himself in friends homes and leaves the shit covered object under their couch.
I have a habit of leaving pantry doors open when cooking.
Same thing really
The bamboo one must be very popular…
That's really cool though! Especially the bamboo one