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>fixing notebook for a ~70 years old lady 
>comes, pays, asks about gaming tier GPUs for her desktop 
>little took back I inquire about the price range and what 
games, solitaire, sudoku, puzzle games...
>nope, I play the Assasin
>Assassin's creed? 
>yes, on my grandsons console, I just love Venice
>she pauses
>and killing people
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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

If global warming doesn't eradicate humanity by then we will have to pick between dnd nights and lan party sundays. This motivates me to live.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 14 points 1 day ago

DnD nights with 50 year olds would be the most hilarious, thought provoking, action filled and emotional adventure ever.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Back in Uni, we'd just do weekend-longs:)) We landed at that sweet spot where laptops were ok-ish enough to be able to run the LAN staples without combusting in a 20m² room with four beer-farty and sweaty people, on 40°C summer days.

We'd start off with some frags, run a couple of boardgames, fall asleep for a couple of hours, wake up, make coffee, start from the top! Pretty sweet experiences, Borderlands 2 is amazeballs when the entire team's in the room and wasted.

Edit: if we got lucky, we'd manage to corrupt one of our posh classmates who were renting. If not, we'd just alternate between hotboxes in the dorm:))