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>fixing notebook for a ~70 years old lady
>comes, pays, asks about gaming tier GPUs for her desktop
>little took back I inquire about the price range and what
games, solitaire, sudoku, puzzle games...
>nope, I play the Assasin
>Assassin's creed?
>yes, on my grandsons console, I just love Venice
>she pauses
>and killing people
Guessing at her generation here but: "I love Venice. And killing the great grandparents of Nazis"
I had a similar experience with my sister's father (RIP), but he literally just thought 144+Hz gaming monitors were like those very expensive 100Hz CRT TVs. He always tried to "set the correct colors" on both the monitor and his last monitor, usually by working against each other. He used to play more complex games, but later on only could play turn based ones.
Tomorrow’s bingo halls will instead be net gaming centres, and the old men sitting at tables in bars playing cards will be playing Balatro.
If global warming doesn't eradicate humanity by then we will have to pick between dnd nights and lan party sundays. This motivates me to live.
DnD nights with 50 year olds would be the most hilarious, thought provoking, action filled and emotional adventure ever.
Back in Uni, we'd just do weekend-longs:)) We landed at that sweet spot where laptops were ok-ish enough to be able to run the LAN staples without combusting in a 20m² room with four beer-farty and sweaty people, on 40°C summer days.
We'd start off with some frags, run a couple of boardgames, fall asleep for a couple of hours, wake up, make coffee, start from the top! Pretty sweet experiences, Borderlands 2 is amazeballs when the entire team's in the room and wasted.
Edit: if we got lucky, we'd manage to corrupt one of our posh classmates who were renting. If not, we'd just alternate between hotboxes in the dorm:))
You jest, but if someone opened up a bona fide internet cafe in my area, I just know it'd be filled with nostalgic 30-to-40-year-olds playing Counter Strike 1.6 and yelling at each other.
LAN parties need to come back...
The upmarket ones can advertise having new CRT monitors. By then, surely someone will have started a factory somewhere making them in artisanal quantities for well-heeled retro-gaming enthusiasts.
I mean, it would be pretty awesome to see a top-ot-the-line CRT with contemporary materials and techniques. Like, the apgee of CRT displays :-?
This is probably not really possible. Was watching something recently about how modern cassette players are super bad compared to the ones from the peak of the technology. Like they're bigger, offer less functionality, and aren't as reliable etc. Because they're not benefitting from economy of scale anymore, the old assembly lines are long gone and creating new ones that can beat the old stuff is crazy hard/expensive. So they just all use the one model available for the actual mechanism and it's trash.
So if someone made a CRT today it probably wouldn't beat the old stuff.
Well, damn, that's sad...
That's a hard business to run these days, I haven't seen a net cafe in a decade.
Someone opened a video game hang out place 3 years ago and it's still somehow going strong. So clearly there is some demand and isn't an entirely possible business model.
Like a decade ago we had these weird net cafes that were actually digital casinos I guess? That was weird, I think the law got to them.
I think something Boutique™ might be catchy and niche enough to make it! I don't see them becoming The Next Arcades, but a couple of such in a moderately sized town could work!
They'd have to have some personality to them, but as a Millenial, I feel that my cohorts and I have become somewhat tired of the gimmicks and would go for something intentional, but simple. As long as the atmosphere's good, there will be clients. Heck, could do a lot of organised events, build some community!
Edit: thinking about it, I'd totally go for something which caters to both the CS 1.6 and the Sims 2 crowds. Like, you wanna solo some Frostpunk but feel kinda' lonely doing it at your desk again? Come on over! We'll reserve you a wall desk and you can ~~butcher~~ save your citizens in peace! Might even have your favourite Monster (or whatever) flavour in stock if you let us know what you drink!
Edit 2: plus the software overhead would be minimal now that Linux runs (most of) all the games! Just have BYO Steam Account, like!
Edit 3: and a couple of rental accounts with decent libraries for those who're new to the disease. There, free business plan!:)))
An upscale but retro-themed gaming cafe would probably do well in a big enough city.
Like, instead of selling only Red Bull (but do sell that too) sell quality espresso. Instead of just instant Ramen (but do sell that too), sell Japanese-restaurant style Ramen. Charge a fair price for that, heck overcharge for it. It's a bit like a movie theatre, but you're getting quality goods not just popcorn.
You could also do well with the kinds of setups that most people can't have at home because of space / time constraints. Like a proper VR setup with the space you actually need to take advantage of it. A Flight Sim cockpit with a good HOTAS setup. A racing setup with pedals and stick. Also, just simple stuff like couches in front of a big screen for playing console games together. Even people who have a couch, big TV and good console at home probably don't get to have their pals over for gaming sessions much because they need to share the couch with spouses and kids.
Also, have lockers on-site people can rent out to store consoles, peripherals, etc. So, someone can come in, rent out a "booth", and go get their gear out of the locker if there are specialty things they want that aren't provided by the cafe.
Hell, I'd totally frequent something like that! There's a boardgame hall in our town and they hold everything from mini painting classes to pro tournaments and Campaigns, they're always packed!
It'd be the perfect environment for contemporary socialisation. I mean, we're always sharing memes and stuff, Random Hangout Time has long evolved into browsing the webs for funny cat photos together, why not formalise it, in a way!
The oldest of GenX is turning 60. Our time is nigh!
I'm currently watching a granny's let's play of Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 on YouTube. She's lovely. And has an avatar of an angry grandma holding the controller the wrong way around.
Come on, you can't leave us hanging like that. We need a link!
https://youtube.com/@respawngranny
She's German, though.
"Level 60+, Respawn statt Rente" is such a good title.
Really cool, thanks. I'm German as well so that's a cool fit!
I'm enjoying that game quite a bit. I'm like 10 hrs in and it really feels like it's just starting. I hope that there's a lot more coming in the story.
That game is so awesome! I started watching it, because I thought I couldn't handle the parrying. Then I pirated it. Saw how awesome it was on story mode (which is there because Maelle's voice actress requested it). Then I stopped watching it when the story picked up speed. And then I bought it.
I'm almost done, i think. But I want to see most of the side content. And just now I encountered an optional boss I don't think I will be able to beat. But maybe I can find some good Pictos in other areas to make it viable.
AC2 came out 16 years ago almost. That was likely the first game I ever preordered and bought online. Good times.
I distinctly remember that. I remember it because it was the the first instance of my favorite video game butchering itself. It looled pretty and I thought it would be but I stuck it out to figure out that the parts don't go together the same.
I had met a gang of AC that hooked me up with the MoA for my playstation back in the day. I discarded FFVII so fast and never picked the chain back up, ever. Fuck that. I spent the week figure out how to play with the bot. They gave me the crack to go strait to the 1V1 50 and get my practicw and learning on and skip the game nonsense itself.
They gave me school lectures on how my human legged light post of no armor and...WTF...no sword? No weapons? You can't put anything on that mech when you got those rockets there. They're too big. You'll miss everything you shoot at.
Then we got to playing. It took one guy picking a map that was a cave I couldn't fly out and navigate outside the pit i fell into cuz i couldn't see anything since i move so damn fast they couldn't shoot at me anywhere with anything else in the game.
I guess AC2 might have had the old setup somehow...i just didnt care to play it. It wasn't the same.
I have actually completely quit all video games and don't miss them. Maybe if i figure out hwo to emulate the original...and chain it to another emulator...but bar that...no temptation even exists anymore.
...Armored Core 2? The person you replied to is talking about Assassin's Creed 2...
And this will only get better as millennials start getting over that hill.
Gen X is just happy to be ignored again
Sssshhh.
To be ignored and ignore world around them, just create a couple of Rave pens and some Punk pens for Gen X and leave them to it.
All I want to do when I'm old is drugs. Psychedelics until the end of my days.
To be fair this sounds dope.
My mom tanked WOW raids at 73.
I had some 60 year olds in my guild in Guild Wars. They told me about a 90 year old that raided a few times with them.
This will be me someday. 😁
memory care for my generation is gonna be a breeze. give me chicken nuggets and fries and tell me work called me off and they just updated tamriel rebuilt again.
Back in early 2000's my grandma's retirement home had an activities lobby with board games, billards, and a PC. Diablo 1 was installed on the PC. Played a little bit but it was a slow paced game and i was impatient as a kid
if I ever retire, this is how I will plan my daya
Mamma mia!