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Human children are such a disappointment he's going to focus on fucking robots now to have robot kids.
Except even Grok hates him.
He must have one of those robotic sex dolls. He’s so pathetic.
Neuralink was just his attempt at finding a way to upload his and his children's consciousness into Optimus frames.
"You son of a bitch... I'm in" -Elon