Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 6 days ago by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So you're saying that if you shake a crocodile, they explode like a bottle of soda?

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 5 days ago

No more than you or me. The amount of co2 diluted in our blood is nowhere near the over saturation levels in a soda bottle.