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Anon discovers cigarettes (Edit: Anon discovers addiction) (lemmy.ml)

submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 38 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Need to shit? Smoke a cigarette quickly and you will soon be shitting. Need to relax? Long slow drags of a cig will relax you? Need to perk up lots of short quick puffs will raise ypur energy levels (note do not do this if holding back a shit)

[–] Signtist@lemm.ee 36 points 4 days ago

Experiencing the constipation, stress, and fatigue commonly associated with a nicotine withdrawal? Try nicotine!

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 days ago

Add coffee for an even more enjoyable shit

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 days ago

Dang, I should try these things out.

(joking)