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Anon discovers cigarettes (Edit: Anon discovers addiction) (lemmy.ml)

submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Elementary school always warned us that people would offer us free drugs. This whole time, people have joked that no one is going around giving away free cocaine and heroin. Turns out, it was cigarettes they were trying to warn us about

[–] Flickerby@lemm.ee 7 points 5 days ago

This but unironically lol