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[–] dukeofdummies@lemmy.world 71 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Besides the chemical addiction part, it's also a genuinely social one as well.

Smoking areas are designated places where strangers talk to each other. Asking for a light or offering one is a super simple way to break the ice. My dad quit cold turkey several times but he always fell back into the habit hanging with his friends

[–] ArchRecord@lemm.ee 38 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Smoking is also an activity that some workplaces allow you to use to justify extra breaks.

For example, it's easier for one of my coworkers to go outside and have a smoke break without judgement than it is for me to go sit in the break room for 5-10 minutes and eat a snack if I'm tired.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My grandfather picked up smoking in WWII because non-smoke4s didn't get any breaks from digging trenches.

It took over 50 years, but WWII still managed to kill him.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Still a big reason a lot of joes start smoking. If you don’t have nicotine and alcohol issues going in, the Army is happy to issue you some.

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The Air Force may have split from the army in 47, but some traditions carried over.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Wouldn’t be at all surprised if most of those AAF guys had a flask in the bomber jacket. Gets cold at altitude you know.

[–] Waldelfe@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago

I've worked at a cleaning job where the smokers were allowed to go outside whenever. Some even went on a smoke break several times per hour. The nonsmokers like me on the other hand were reprimanded if we sat down and drank something outside of the scheduled break. I complained, but the boss was a smoker and just told me they need their smoke break but I don't need coffee.... One coworker whom I talked to about that even said they started smoking because of this and because the non-smokers were expected to work more and cover for the smokers on their cigarette breaks.

[–] JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago

I had a job where breaks were working breaks unless you were a smoker. That's when I went from only smoking socially to being a regular smoker.

[–] scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 days ago

Also, nicotine serves as a pretty fair appetite suppressant and stimulant, thus why some of us fell into the habit in early college. Easier to justify the cost of a meal a day and a smoke than it is for the supplies to make three squares a day, at least in a food desert.

[–] askat@programming.dev 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Yeah, my coworkers take smoke breaks together and I genuinely think I missing some important socialization because I don't smoke

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Take a cup of coffee or tea and go with them. There are multiple modern addictions that you can choose from.

[–] DonnaFerentes@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Take a sparkler to hold, so you can ask for a light

[–] askat@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

That's actually very good advice

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

And be around people smoking? Disgusting

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

When I smoked, we had people that would just come and hang out for the break and the conversation. Go for it, it's fine. Just don't complain about smoking or you won't be welcome, predictably enough.

One of my colleagues will even occasionally ask me "Heading for a smoke, wanna come along?" I just love chatting with him, I'll try to stand upwind so I don't catch as much second-hand smoke, he gets some company too, everyone's happy.

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 8 points 2 days ago

This is what I used to do, the smoking area outside was a nice little shaded area, i just generally stood upwind of the smokers or slightly askew to avoid the 2nd hand smoke. No one gave me shit, I was just asked occasionally if i smoked.

[–] Alaknar@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago

I never understood this argument.

Colleague goes for a smoke break? I go with them, just don't smoke.