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[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Smoking a cigarette feels like you’ve been standing your entire life and you just sat down. Then it feels like nothing and the world hurts when you don’t have it

[–] conartistpanda@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Five, hundred, cigarettes.

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is actually a very good description of how a shot of heroin feels, when you have a habit. It's just much moreso than cigarettes.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Awww man I was really looking forward to heroin in my later years.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I haven't smoked in 15 years, and I could start again tomorrow. I love smoking and still miss it.

[–] FGoo@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thats a good streak, dude. Keep going :)

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yah, remembering the feeling of being knifed in the chest still keeps me from going back.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Have you tried smoking cigarettes instead of knives?

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

I quit smoking cold turkey almost 10 years ago. I promised myself I can start smoking again when The Fall happens.

4 years free myself!

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Well done, I know that feeling even though I'm only on my 2nd year without cigarettes after smoking for 30 years.