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[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

but ball can't give anyone pleasure

[–] SnortsGarlicPowder@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

Just gotta add some strong string.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yeah youse just gotta tie a string to the pin so's it's safe to remove

Make sure to double knot it, you don't want to lose it in there.