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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 0 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

or even control the weather for nefarious motives.

Actually, contrails do have a slight climate impact. Not controlled of course.

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Don't they slightly increase rain and slightly decrease UV? The particulate in the exhaust acts as nucleation sites for water droplets and crystals.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

They're referring to the fact that dihydrogen monoxide is a GHG