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Eight US states seek to outlaw chemtrails – even though they aren’t real (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The injection, release, or dispersion, by any means, of a chemical, a chemical compound, a substance, or an apparatus into the atmosphere within the borders of this state for the express purpose of affecting the temperature, weather, climate, or intensity of sunlight is prohibited.

Key phrase being "for the express purpose..."

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Sorry, what's the express purpose of emitting carbon dioxide into the atmosphere?

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

There's not an express purpose of the emissions, the emissions are a side effect of combusting to propel the aircraft.