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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

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Aliens be judging your kinks and fetishes... 👀

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[–] FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website 99 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Yes, we are. Please stop masturbating. Thanks.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 120 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I mean, you can keep doing it if you want to, some of uh, them, might not mind it so much.

[–] Pirky@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Exactly. If humans can have an extremely diverse range of kinks and fetishes, just imagine the kinds that advanced civilizations might have.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Keep talking...

I'm always open to new ideas

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

42 gallon jar of baconaise, magic the gathering common cards, and a box of matches!

I don't think I need to go on.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This again? They said NEW ideas!

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

You never fucked unless you fucked while teleporting.

Every thrust a new view to admire.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

You know what they say about that: When you fuck during teleportation, you never fuck the same person twice!

Please stop masturbating

Abso-fucking-lutely not

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 1 points 1 day ago

I'll stop jacking it if you stop watching me, untill then imma be out there doing it San Diego style.