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[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 108 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Fries are usually not going to get you laid. But sharing a couple fries would’ve improved anon’s likability among that girl and maybe her friends, which is probably not a bad thing.

[–] iowagneiss@midwest.social 3 points 5 hours ago

A person who cannot provide their own fries is not a viable or suitable mate. Anon made a prudent decision.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 21 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

But then you go for it and end up with the girlfriend that's "not hungry" till you get your food and then she asks to borrow a fry. And you're like "how's ya gonna borrow a fry, you gonna give it back?"

[–] WhiteBurrito@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

It's missing a word, but if you know the reference, you're hearing the whole quote lol

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 68 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Nah, she gotta get her own fries!

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Haha, dumbass! You're great 👍🏻

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dumbass@quokk.au 12 points 22 hours ago

Do I look like a buffet? Get your own fries!

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago

Why risk anons virginity like that?

[–] oce@jlai.lu 39 points 1 day ago

Is that worth losing fries?

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No, fuck that! Fast food runs in the AMs while wasted build character, he did her a favour!

Plus those are MY fries until we're an item! You can have half of my burger, though...