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This reminds me of the conversation I had with my co workers the other day. They basically warned don't do to your 10th/15th year class reunion, especially if you're in a relationship. All the girls who were used to constantly being in demand suddenly... aren't. And they're HORNY. And not in a very good way. In a very sad/depressing way.
Hey, can I come to your reunion?
Asking for a friend
I'm gonna tell you a secret, but you can't share it ok?
~X~ ~year~ ~reunions~ ~happen~ ~every~ ~year.~ ~Kids~ ~graduate~ ~every~ ~year.~
I don’t really see the point in them anyway, why would I care about a dick measuring contest between people I no longer know
Are you’re kidding, that’s the best time to go. Make them regret their choices, both then and now.
Somehow I feel like this is wishful thinking.
Wishful thinking? It was a warning.
Had a friend who joked that if anyone questioned whether she was still hot, they only had to count the rings.
But to do that you'd have to cut her in half