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[–] JaymesRS@piefed.world 66 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

We don’t know their relationship, could be something they’d already agreed upon; you know the old “Coldplay, Hotwife” situation.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

Honestly if my wife asked me to go to a Coldplay concert I'd tell her to take some other man, too

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Nah, based on their reaction they knew they got caught doing something they shouldn't.

If I got caught on camera with someone other than my wife or girlfriend, I wouldn't be concerned because we have that kind of relationship. These two fucking melted when the least bit of heat came their way.

"we caught your partner with a lover at a Coldplay concert"

Partner: "what, after so many years of marriage they go to a Coldplay concert!??"

[–] Mamdani_Da_Savior@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I got a buddy that is in an open marriage, his wife fucks other dudes on the regular and so does he.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I find it interesting that he gets to fuck other dudes on the regular, to be honest.

[–] Mamdani_Da_Savior@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

While he's always been Bi.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My "gorlfriend" is married too. I sometimes play dnd with her husband

[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

Very slaneeshi

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 10 points 6 days ago

It's okay that you fuck your boss, we have an agreement. But Coldplay? Really??