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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 84 points 1 week ago (4 children)

If you dodge 99 bullets and get killed by the last one, you're a great bullet dodger but still dead. Did anyone count how many bullets were shot at him that didn't hit?

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Sidhean@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

-- The bus driver

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

But you fuck one goat...

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

There were over a dozen that did hit if you count both times he got hit. No idea how many missed, likely a lot.