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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 94 points 1 month ago (3 children)

No one replying to this post like it's real is allowed to ever criticize anyone for being gullible ever again

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 32 points 1 month ago

Yeah no way this is real.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Haha I thought that too. "The cabinets will be locked" is the weirdest part imo. As if people spend hundreds or thousands of dollars installing locks in their own home so they can keep potential nannies out of the snacks.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly I wouldn’t be that surprised if at least some people have done that. The richer people get, the more they hate the concept of sharing. These are the kind of people that would let food rot rather than give it away.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Surely some people have done that. Doesn't make it not weird af though

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sure but your comment was about it not happening and I’m saying that, weird or not, there’s a high chance at least a few people have done that or something similar.

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not sure why someone downvoted you. The mother of one of my classmates as a child was absolutely psychotic (still is) and she insisted on having locks on every cabinet, not just to keep out the nannies (though I think she paid premium prices for all of her nannies to be Harvard-educated), but to keep out the children, so they couldn't snack without permission. All of her children got fucked socioemotionally from her insanity.

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I read that as locking the cabinets to keep the kids out. So they won't be able to grab candy or whatever.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Who has locks on their cabinets...?

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have the low cabinets in my kitchen and my fridge door "locked" with these little buckle things because my cat and dog can open them and like to try to steal/destroy things.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well yes I know about those. Presumably a nanny would be smart enough to open those. All you have to do is push down on them a little, if it's the same thing I've seen

[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Doubt a nanny with a masters could figure that out. One with doctorate might though.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 1 month ago

I dunno, I saw meme on Lemmy about someone getting their PhD in Physics; had to remind themself "the crocodile eats the little number" when it came to < and >.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

People who breed serial killers

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org -1 points 1 month ago

People with crotch goblins

[–] pickman_model@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago

Uhhh, we got those types in my family. Yup, also rich people.

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Saw your comment and thought “Surely there aren’t many people who think this is real.” Then I scrolled down.