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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 211 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

99% sure this is a parody, mainly because she only mentions her childrens' ages in the context of a bachelor's degree not being enough, but it troubles me that I can't say I'm 100% sure.

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 118 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (14 children)

An article on the subject

Yesterday I found an incredibly convincing fake of a ragepost (on Lemmy - couldn't find it again so sourced it from Facebook). Reverse analyzing the details revealed that the selfies were modified to increase duckface, a pile of cigarettes were added for the narrative, and an accompanying news report screenshot was expertly modified using two different articles and changing many details. I can't in good faith believe any social media meme after this:


All the selfie captions are fake.

[–] oneser@lemmy.zip 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ooof I normally think I'm good at catching these, but took the bait on this story.

The only thing that seemed slightly off when skimming was her use of a cafe style/glass ashtray on the centre console, which would be completely impractical for someone who is "always smoking in the car".

[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 month ago

Thanks for doing the legwork that one got me

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 month ago

incredibly convincing fake of a ragepost

This is considered incredibly convincing?

[–] s@piefed.world 14 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I think the post you saw on Lemmy must have gotten removed or deleted. This comment I found seems to be debunking the same post but the link button leads to a blank page. I do wish there was an archive of removed/deleted Fediverse content for reference purposes (with a reasonable level of censorship, such as omitting illegal content and personally identifying information). I think I saw another post on Lemmy of the same misinfo less recently than a day or two ago but I couldn’t find that post.

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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 58 points 1 month ago

It reads like a combination of multiple people's ridiculous individual requirements wrapped into one listing. Like one person said no spare room, someone else said to bring educational stuff, another is only paying $18 a day, and so on.

So definitely a parody, but I would bet each individual thing is based on someone and maybe slightly exaggerated.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

I get the same feeling on this one. I've seen serious ones wanting a degree in early childhood development or similar and offer babysitter rates, but I think they went slightly too far on this for it to be taken seriously.

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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 94 points 1 month ago (3 children)

No one replying to this post like it's real is allowed to ever criticize anyone for being gullible ever again

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 32 points 1 month ago

Yeah no way this is real.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Haha I thought that too. "The cabinets will be locked" is the weirdest part imo. As if people spend hundreds or thousands of dollars installing locks in their own home so they can keep potential nannies out of the snacks.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Honestly I wouldn’t be that surprised if at least some people have done that. The richer people get, the more they hate the concept of sharing. These are the kind of people that would let food rot rather than give it away.

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[–] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 69 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

"Hi, please come and parent for us for below minimum wage, and somehow also manage to feed and house yourself.

No, we won't help you, just be independently wealthy but not too wealthy or we'll think you're better than us.

Thanks!"

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 51 points 1 month ago (2 children)

18$ - 10$ for "snacks" = 8$ for 4.5h = 1.77$/h

Nice wage for someone with a masters degree lol

[–] medgremlin@midwest.social 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's 7 to 10 hours a day and they won't be telling you when they'll be getting home for you to be able to leave.

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 65 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are they paying me 18 whole dollars per day or do I need to pay 18 dollars for the privilege of caring for their shits?

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sorry, I can only afford to pay 14 dollars. And I only have one colouring book. However I have three doctorates in biochemistry, child psychology and astrophysics.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Why are you stooping to nanny jobs, then, with that many high end degrees you’re easily qualified to be a bar tender!

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 65 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This absolutely cannot be real. Masters Degree plus apparently teaching experience plus materials and food for about 5 (probably 8-10) hours a day. For under $20/day. It's either fake or she never found anyone, and is blacklisted from the nanny community.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, looks like satire. Who locks their pantry??

[–] pickman_model@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The wife of one of my dad's cousins. She's not related to that story, I assure you.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 1 month ago

What an amazing coincidence. My cousin's wife isn't relevant to this story either.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

$18 a day

What the fuck economy is she living in

[–] bananabread@lemmy.zip 35 points 1 month ago

Don't forget to bring snacks though

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[–] subarctictundra@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd pretend I'm interested and haggle with them over the conditions. Just to get them hooked.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

You. I like you.

[–] Heikki2@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I recall working with a guy who couldn't understand why his daughter was paying so much for child care. After probing further, he said he was able to hire a retired widowed school teacher and pay her $100/week as she was living very comfortable off hers and her deceased husband's pension.

They also provided her with food, a room, and a she was a family friend.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

Food and a room is worth a few hundred a week though.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago

$18 dollars a day for masters degree, snacks and material not included. lol this is true definition of unhinged.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Lmao even 18$/h would be insane. The rest of it is just high standards, the 18 bucks a day is the big issue here.

You want all those things and true excellence? That'll be $1,800 a day.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (6 children)

High standards!? A MASTERS DEGREE to babysit? Lmao.

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[–] JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There's no way this is real, right?

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I'm betting they are. Knew a few international students who nannied for a bit, crazy unhinged parents, mostly felt like they got a nanny just to punch down. Masters degree to watch your mouth breather? Fuck off.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think it has to be satire, but very light satire. People are insane like this.

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[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (9 children)

You all laugh but how many of you are part of hiring teams doing the exact same thing

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[–] Capybara_mdp@reddthat.com 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everyone’s railing against “the snacks” bit, but no one is talking about the “we do not keep anything like this at home”

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

And if we did, we lock our cabinets, so that's completely out of our hands and beyond any of our control apparently.

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If we put aside the fakeness, anyone who actually tried this is just begging to get robbed, and would deserve it.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 15 points 1 month ago

No they'll be ok because you see they keep their cabinets locked.

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[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Lost me on the snacks. No one this douchey would let your poor ass bring in Walmart snacks.

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[–] woobat@midwest.social 24 points 1 month ago

I wish i could explain this away as a parody, but i nannied for a family who paid me 12 bucks an hour to nanny with "light housekeeping" that turned out to be caring for livestock, gardening, picking up dog shit, peeling wallpaper off their walls, etc. All while watching their 5 kids all under the age of 6 lol. I quit after they started doing "biweekly evaluations"

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Given the PhD job market these days, that’s more plausible than it has any right to be

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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 17 points 1 month ago

Has to be rage bait

[–] Xaphanos@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would love to see a series of these. Maybe at insanepeoplefacebook.

[–] Xaphanos@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

!insanepeoplefacebook@lemmy.world

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Imagine needing a master's to make $5/hr

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They do not keep educational materials at home. Well no wonder the kids are intellectually challenged.

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[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Requirement number 1: You must have fucked up your life so bad that you’re absolutely desperate for any amount of money.

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