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armed drone hacked by deranged lunatic kills 50 kids and 10 teachers
Or, armed drone kills kid holding a banana as a gun
Child Holding Gun Shaped Object Struck By Bullets Fired From Police Drone
Idk fired is still too much culpability, how about 'Struck by bullets in incident involving police drone'
Yeah you're right, it's always an "incident involving XYZ"
how about "struck by bullets leaving the gun barrel"?
You can now do school shootings from the comfort of your own home. . . That's progress!
Kids just need to be more inventive, guns are so passé but bombs are the bomb.
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