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Druid: You wanna try it
Fighter: Yeah let’s see what happens
Both: grab item together
One side becomes staff, one side becomes spear.
Its rather unwieldy.
Which bit of the spear, though? Cause a spear is just a staff with a pointy bit on the top, so if you've got the pointy bit, then it's just a spear. If not, you've got a staff.
Tip or stern of either.
Hand that is closest.
Oh, so it is a swinger party.
They merge into a grotesque tree with a moving face that makes a sound when ever a breeze occurs "kill me... kill me..."
It splits in two, and both weapons now gain a downside as they broke the magic holding the power in balance between the two states.
The Druid loses bonus actions on hits below 10 or when surrounded.
The fighter lets out a massive roar that causes all neaby targets to focus him when he lands a critical hit.