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[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 37 points 2 days ago (3 children)

If the story is to be believed, Jesus was conceived via parthenogenesis (aka immaculate conception aka unfertilized egg). This means Jesus had only X chromosomes and yet presented as male. Jesus was definitely somewhere on the line of intersex, transgender, non-binary, et. al.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

This is funny and makes me smile

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

He had a Holy Father who was into rape.

[–] damnedfurry@lemmy.world -4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Yeah, no way an omnipotent God could do anything about the lack of Y chromosomes. He can create a new life in the womb of a virgin woman, but put a Y in the kid? Nope, His hands are tied, apparently.

Come on, lol.

My wife is a geneticist and we discovered she has an inactive y chromosome, so she is xxy, but a woman, and had babies.

All she needed was one gene SRY and she would be an odd looking male and likely infertile

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

The point is that when we look at what this God supposedly created, they're clearly enthusiastic about all kinds of wild spectrum of sexuality.

On days when I entertain the possibility of an infallible text, I'm not so sure I got the exact right version that I'm ready to deny someone else's lived experience. I would have to be incredibly sure to be willing to gaslight someone else.

On more frequent days when I don't subscribe to an infallible text, I find it pretty clear that God created and adores all kinds of wild sexuality, and their message to humanity suffered badly under some seriously bigoted editors.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think they mean if the story that it was a virgin birth is real, not the story of God, because that for sure isn't. Parthenogenesis is a real thing, though very rare in humans. It allows for virgin births. If the story is to believed that it was a virgin birth, then this is what it was. I don't believe that story, but it is theoretically possible. I think it's much more likely she slept with someone else and got pregnant. It wouldn't be the first or last time a woman did that and said she was still a virgin, and it was a miracle.

[–] VonReposti 6 points 2 days ago

Imagine working so hard to keep up a lie that you accidentally create a religion with billions of followers and people still telling your ~~lie~~ tale 2000 years later.