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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Who the fuck is putting water in brownies

[–] MrQuallzin@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Some packaged mixes will specify water or milk. Milk of course makes a better product, but water will work as well

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Both are inherently inferior to a mass of sugar, egg and butter

[–] MBech 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sure, but if you're going for package mixes, quality is already way out of the conversation.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not going for package mixes

[–] mobotsar@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Who the fuck is putting the wrong number of eggs, an ingredient that comes in discreet quantities?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

How would you know how many eggs they were using if they were being discreet?

[–] Emi@ani.social 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My first thought, never made brownies but I assume it is similar buchta ( flat style slavic cake? Idk what it's in English).

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Doesn't appear to be similar to buchta. It's like a slab of slightly cakey, fudgey chocolate cookie with a delicately shiny, crinkly top due to the massive amount of sugar. This sugar acts as the majority of "wet" baking ingredients, followed by eggs, and then butter.

[–] Emi@ani.social 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Buchta is quite broad term sadly. The recipe I use for buchta is 100g sugar, 5 eggs(separated and whites beaten), 150g butter, 200ml milk 400g flour and baking powder. Bake at 160°c for one hour. I use half the sugar that's usually in recipes.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The rising agents (beaten egg white, baking powder), milk, and substantial amount of flour definitely make that more of a cake than brownies.

My brownies use 400g sugar, 3 eggs, 170g butter, 82g cocoa powder, 125g flour, and 170g chocolate along with some vanilla extract and salt.

[–] InvestBurnout@fedia.io 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They were following the instructions

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

The extremely common instructions for brownie mixes