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Didn't say Trump took a hit through the ear. Funny enough, people testing on pig ears got the exact result we see on the rightmost pic. "Nuh uh! His ear would have asploded!", some said. Nah. Not if he was dinged.
Ever cut your ear shaving? (Us olds have to do that.) Bleeds like hell, wound gone in 2 days, tops. I'm learning to use an old-school safety razor. Diced hell out of my neck last week, blood dripping down my chest, 5 wounds, healed in 2 days, no trace. That's all that happened here.
tl;dr: Tiny wounds above your collarbone bleed like hell, and because of the massive blood flow, they heal fast. Nothing to see here but a half-assed assassination attempt.
could i recommend using one of those electric beard trimmers especially on the ears