ADHD memes

11431 readers

924 users here now

ADHD Memes

The lighter side of ADHD

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

813

Calm down bitch (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 6 days ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com

79 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What about people who say

"You'll never guess what happened at work today?"

So you respond with

"What?"

Then they repeat the question

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It's best to respond with something absurd and physically impossible, like "gravity paused and everybody just floated for a second?"

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well you didn't guess...

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If I replied with

"You got sacked for gross misconduct?"

They'd say

"What?"

Full circle I guess

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

I don't think that's full circle because you'd just repeat your last statement in that hypothetical