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Time heals everything (lemmy.ml)

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

I used to tell my bosses that everything would take three months. I would then ensure that everything took three months, usually by fucking off for two and a half months and then blasting something out in the last two weeks.