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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!
Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form
Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.
Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.
Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least
Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort
Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.
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God forbid you just ask the bar to make you something off menu.
Even if I know what ingredients they use, I might not know how to make any good nonalcoholic drinks with the ones they have. That's the point of having a menu.
Get over it. You'll survive this.
Is there a reason you're being a dick or is this just your default state
If you're going to complain about God giving his strongest warriors his greatest challenges on the Internet, you'll get a call out 🤷♂️
Like honestly, how much more absolutely helpless could you be? This is stuff my toddler literally can handle at a restaurant.
So there's no reason? Blocked lmao
Or ask for water.