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Welcome to our cyberpunk future (lemmy.ml)

submitted 5 days ago by cm0002@lemmings.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] hoppolito@mander.xyz 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

tbh seems a little unsafe, blowjob from your printer

[–] mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago

clamps shut on dick

Error: cannot release penis. Out of cyan.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Error: Non-HP Chip Detected. The lube cartridge may be a counterfeit or is not comparable with this printer. Place replace with an HP certified cartridge.