mister_flibble

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Gonna need to spend a lot of time scrubbing ducks with dish soap if we dump something that greasy into the ocean.

[–] mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yup. That's why the whole "weird" thing Harris' campaign did towards the beginning was so effective and why they never should have fucking abandoned that strategy. You can't use logic on someone occupying a completely different reality and even rage, however justified, often just gets used as fodder for them to play the victim. But make a narcissist feel embarrassed? Make them feel they're being mocked? They completely fucking short circuit.

[–] mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He also completely seems the type to leave a come-to-jesus meeting with his doctor about how he absolutely has to change his diet and start exercising and still hit the McDonald's drive thru on the way home, so with a little luck, the best possible medical care won't matter nearly as much as it could.

"Your honor, I'm missing my grandmother terribly. She would always side with me on legal decisions..."

Yeah, I read that as well. Ironically enough, it actually gave me a tiny shred of hope that we might get exceptionally lucky and the fucking thing would get wiped out by a hurricane or something before they managed to actually get anyone in there, but unfortunately the bastards work fast.

[–] mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The second one looks like an English bulldog with jaundice preparing to tell a spooky story around a campfire.

He has what I've taken to calling "carnival barker energy". Certainly not intelligence, and not quite charisma, but a particular kind of stage presence that for some inexplicable reason attracts vibes based morons like flies on shit. He's basically Cocomelon for manchildren and racists.

[–] mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's well past time to take Grandpa's car keys away. Bro's down to one last functioning brain cell bouncing around his skull like the DVD logo.

Those shitty old tiger hand holds kind of worked like that.

[–] mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Went a couple links deep in the article and nope, the standard kind of decapitated (no photos in the link, it's just a previous AP article that gives more detail). Sounds like the poor kids shoulder got stuck and she straight up ripped his head off.

Edit - fixed link

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