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[โ€“] fuck_u_spez_in_particular@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

From Scratch (as much as I like Rust, it's very likely more verbose from scratch). Haskell is perfect for these kinds of things.

[โ€“] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 4 points 21 hours ago

I will concede that implementing the first version in Haskell would be better.

Mostly so that we can then fulfil the meme of reimplementing it Rust!