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[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 78 points 3 days ago (11 children)

To be fair a phone that can be docked and used as any number of other workstations should really be the goal. One device that can do everything is the dream... Running Linux also a requirement.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 11 hours ago

i want to slot my phone into the computer like those cars where you insert the remote as a key.
The phone should have all the important data, and the computer is basically a smart dock that can be used on its own but when you insert the phone it's a seamless experience.

[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 34 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

To be fair, all that buttplugs lack is internet connectivity and support for basic office software.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago

Now everyone can get fucked by Microsoft Excel

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I actually own a sex toy that, in order to use certain features, I need to connect to my phone via bluetooth and log in to their server on their app with a username and password. Careful what you wish for.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Shit. Get Lovense or something instead. Still has Bluetooth connectivity but there are so many open source clients to make use of.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Dojan@pawb.social 4 points 3 days ago

The furry community has your back!

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

To be fair, all that buttplugs lack is internet connectivity and support for basic office software.

Hey some do have internet connectivity.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why wouldn't the buttplug have internet connectivity? Kids, remember to update your sex toys with the latest security patches!

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Maybe I should watch iasip Holy shit that was great

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It’s pretty good, one of only a handful of shows that I can tolerate rewatching. The humor in unrepentant assholes constantly getting their comeuppance is pretty timeless.

Edit: lemmy, that wasn’t a username, and frankly, I don’t even know how you came to the conclusion that it was!

[–] couldhavebeenyou@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

It says it's connected & morse code exists

[–] tankplanker@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I did Samsung dex for a while, its ok as long as you don't want low level access to what you connecting to.

Now I switched to a gpd micropc 2 and its built in ethernet, sd card, usb a and c sockets and native linux make it so much more useful. No longer do i need dongles or other rubbish.

Plus it will do multiple monitor support, something dex struggles with. The keyboard is a little small for touch typing but the former factor is worth the trade of for me.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You’re describing Ubuntu’s Convergence, something Canonical was working on back in like 2011 I think.

Sucks nothing really came of it. By 2014 there were a few functional demos of it but you don’t really see it nowadays.

[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

With the many attempts in Android to implement this it's a little shocking that there hasn't been more work in the open source space, but I guess Ubuntu mobile and Firefox OS couldn't even make a dent and mobile costs so much to develop for

[–] narp@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago

Starting from Android 15 you should be able activate a native "terminal" app in the Developer Settings, which is Debian running in a VM. No need for termux anymore. I have it activated in GrapheneOS but haven't used it much.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 5 points 3 days ago

The ER staff don't like it when people dock phones with their butt.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 3 days ago

Yes! Need a proper Linux phone at long last!

[–] lath@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago

The dream is playing music on the strings of reality. A phone is just a pitstop.

[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Some of the Windows phones had that feature. But the technology was still a bit clunky at the time.

[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

We made some progress for a bit when we had the Samsung Dex that could run Ubuntu. The closest thing I have now is the steam deck but it's easier to just have a laptop that plugs in