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To be fair, all that buttplugs lack is internet connectivity and support for basic office software.
Now everyone can get fucked by Microsoft Excel
Why wouldn't the buttplug have internet connectivity? Kids, remember to update your sex toys with the latest security patches!
after seeing several comments, and wondering whether everyone gets the reference, I’ve decided to just link the reference
Maybe I should watch iasip Holy shit that was great
It’s pretty good, one of only a handful of shows that I can tolerate rewatching. The humor in unrepentant assholes constantly getting their comeuppance is pretty timeless.
Edit: lemmy, that wasn’t a username, and frankly, I don’t even know how you came to the conclusion that it was!
Hey some do have internet connectivity.
I actually own a sex toy that, in order to use certain features, I need to connect to my phone via bluetooth and log in to their server on their app with a username and password. Careful what you wish for.
Shit. Get Lovense or something instead. Still has Bluetooth connectivity but there are so many open source clients to make use of.
Thanks for the suggestion!
The furry community has your back!
It says it's connected & morse code exists