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You fucking wish.
In reality nudes from women look shit too.
People just generally give women a pass/see women as more attractive for the same equivalent level of attractiveness or effort for the photo. They also feel much more pressured by society to be all "WOW! I've never seen tits in my life!!! Magnifico! β¨β¨π*
Nudes suck.
Thats my hot take.
The fucking suck, the person sending them expects you to receive them like they're gods gift to green earth and they're (the photos, not the person) just mid, so you have to act like you're a pavloved chimpanzee in full caveman mode so excited by this barely lit could be big foot sighting.
At best nudes are an indication the person sending you them wants to fuck.
They're not jerk off material. They're barely semi chub material.
They're just.... mid.
Could be the hottest person imaginable and they'd still be mid.
Its ultimately just a poorly taken picture with poor lighting, with someone who (reasonably) won't be bending over backwards to send you page 34 of the Kama Sutra.
It would be so fucking nice if it was deemed socially appropriate to say "Look lady, I don't need to see a 15th picture of your gooch from the same fucking angle" (but you know, with tact), but instead if you ever were to do that, they'd misinterpret your message as "I'm not all that sexually interested in you" rather than "I'm not all that sexually interested in every piece of evidence there is for extraterrestrial UFOs existing, but in a vaguely human shape".
Just a bit of a rant I hope was humorous but like seriously, I thought a few years back... probably like 15-20 years back, we all kinda agreed that nudes were stupid for security and revenge porn reasons, but now it seems the world is back at it again, for seemingly no reason, because next to no one is actually masturbating to these, and its like, just some fun chatting would get across the same effect or more, because it could display more personal knowledge of the other persons preferences and your desire for them.
Bah.
Nudes suck! Please women donβt send me any to change my mind!
Narrator: They didn't.
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