Guys please don't omit balls
this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2025
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Iβve been told my nudes are very tasteful. They want a sexy picture of you with your junk showing, (preferably full nudes, or pants fully down, nobody looks appealing with a frank and beans spilling out of their zipper) and not just a picture of your schlong.
I just put a little top hat on my dick and call it good
C'mon, at least draw on a smile, stick on some googly eyes, trim off a bit of your pubes and paste them on styled as muttonchopsβ¦
Nodes? Nades? I don't get it.
Here's me getting all excited thinking a new Blender tutorial just dropped
Nodes was my first thought. I think they are sending around host machines or something.
'Nades. This is the pose each gender makes after lobbing a grenade into an opposing military position.
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You fucking wish.
In reality nudes from women look shit too.
People just generally give women a pass/see women as more attractive for the same equivalent level of attractiveness or effort for the photo. They also feel much more pressured by society to be all "WOW! I've never seen tits in my life!!! Magnifico! β¨β¨π*
Nudes suck.
Thats my hot take.
The fucking suck, the person sending them expects you to receive them like they're gods gift to green earth and they're (the photos, not the person) just mid, so you have to act like you're a pavloved chimpanzee in full caveman mode so excited by this barely lit could be big foot sighting.
At best nudes are an indication the person sending you them wants to fuck.
They're not jerk off material. They're barely semi chub material.
They're just.... mid.
Could be the hottest person imaginable and they'd still be mid.
Its ultimately just a poorly taken picture with poor lighting, with someone who (reasonably) won't be bending over backwards to send you page 34 of the Kama Sutra.
It would be so fucking nice if it was deemed socially appropriate to say "Look lady, I don't need to see a 15th picture of your gooch from the same fucking angle" (but you know, with tact), but instead if you ever were to do that, they'd misinterpret your message as "I'm not all that sexually interested in you" rather than "I'm not all that sexually interested in every piece of evidence there is for extraterrestrial UFOs existing, but in a vaguely human shape".
Just a bit of a rant I hope was humorous but like seriously, I thought a few years back... probably like 15-20 years back, we all kinda agreed that nudes were stupid for security and revenge porn reasons, but now it seems the world is back at it again, for seemingly no reason, because next to no one is actually masturbating to these, and its like, just some fun chatting would get across the same effect or more, because it could display more personal knowledge of the other persons preferences and your desire for them.
Bah.
Hot take, I agree wholeheartedly. I don't see the appeal of engaging in this weird dating app style of courting people and it does absolutely zip for me. Even for a casual hookup. Just kind of kills any sort of hype or tension. I'd much rather have some sexytalk and then meet up. Nudes are boring.
Someone's never received good nudes
This guy is receiving way too many nudes
Thanks for this reminder that I can ardently disagree with someone's opinion and still think absolutely nothing less of them.
That's a spicy hot take. Upvoted for passion and expressiveness, but hard disagree.
Nudes suck! Please women donβt send me any to change my mind!
Narrator: They didn't.
Task succeeded failury
Upvoted for bravery, but I have never disagreed so wholly with someone on any topic more than this.
I'll be using this as copy pasta with nudes substituted for various topics
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I think a lot of men genuinely pick bad ways to take nudes. There's "mid pic", then there's "pic from a really bad angle with bad lighting", and especially dick pics tend to be the latter.
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Holy fuck even "nudes" is getting censored now
Just wait awhile and it'll be be called una-dressed or something even more stupid.
Undressies.
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I think it's on purpose at this point as a way to get engagement. The more comments, the more people likely to comment, more people likely to interact and upvote or whatever equivalent.
Your comment is true for most other online fora and social media. If I remember correctly, comments do not bring posts upward in the Hot feed in the Threadiverse. Engagement bait for clout is limited to just βUpvote ifβ¦β posts. If you donβt like a post here, downvoting is the most effective way to disadvantage it from being seen. It takes only a minute or two for someone to search for an uncensored image or to manually retype the words before posting a tacky censored version.
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Why did I read this as nodes. Am I seriously that married to CS that I read Nudes as nodes (as in nodes from linked lists).
I guess it doesn't help that the they've used the character 'β’' in place of the 'u' to solicite the word "Nudes."
Tfw you ask her for nudes but she sends her node_modules folder
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It's still hot when women do it, for some reason.
Real question how du I make it classy
Put effort in. Poses, lighting, some measure of a narrative. Use a decent camera instead of your phoneβs front-facing camera with the flash on.
A narrative? Like, "Not only am I naked, I'm on my way to... water the plants. They are thirsty, and so am I... In the background, dimly lit, you can see an ESP32 microcontroller... yup, that's the kind of guy I am... oh my, I can do pulse width modulation with my bare hands..."
You joke but I'm being dead serious when I say that I'd enjoy it if someone sent something like that to me
..I'd probably feel slightly lesser due to me struggling with coming up with something as creative as that
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Send nudes*
*nudibranches
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