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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 46 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Taylor Swift shit in my pants, drank all of my wife's skim milk, and told my boss to fuck off after forgetting I had a presentation on Monday. How or why she keeps doing these things to me, I'll never ~~no~~ know.

Ffs, she's even putting typos in my Lemmy posts!

[–] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

lol Taylor Swift stole my pic-a-nic basket and ran off singing something about being smarter than the a-ver-age bear!

[–] somePotato@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Taylor Swift turned me into a newt!!

[–] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] somePotato@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 years ago

I got better though