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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] snooggums@midwest.social 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ingesting anything other than blood makes him ill.

[–] 6mementomori@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

the cocaine fixes that

[–] SgtAStrawberry@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Is it very very ill or like lactose intolerant ill?

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

"You mean Brad's Drink? It von't be called Pepsi until next year, 1898. And no!"