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He's only 39 with a 40 year old image 🤔
The woman being harassed by this company and the police is the only that's 39. The article doesn't mention the founder's age, and he definitely looks older than 39 from a quick search.
He worked hard in utero. /#neverstophustling
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He got the idea for a tomato purée company when he was still in the womb
This dude takes tomato sauce seriously.
Blood may be thicker than water but tomato sauce is thicker than blood.
Guess he won't be eating his own tomato puree then
"I won't allow some lady to tarnish my image!"
"I will do it my self!"