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[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 108 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm from the generation that saw beheadings on 4chan when I was like 10. I've been pretty desensitized to shit over the course of my life.

This makes my skin crawl.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

I hate it so much. Why would you make my eyes see this?

I need one of those flashy things from men in black so I can forget I ever saw it.

[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Warning: description of "light" body horror

clickHave you seen the drawing (thankfully) of the thin strip of skin above the fingernail being peeled all the way back to the knuckle?

That image ruined me the first time I found it.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

fuck that image and fuck my curiosity for clicking on that spoiler

[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I have. It used to bother me but I saw it so many times that it no longer bothers me. But I do remember the first time I saw it. I did NOT like it.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 48 points 1 month ago (2 children)

7/10 chance that one of those jagged pieces is going to get caught in something and rip so bad that it will expose your nail bed and bleed like a gunshot wound.

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

i once lost my whole nail when i was 7 or 8, doesnt really hurt.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I once lost a nail during a renovation with dirty worn out leather gloves covered in sweat. I had torn a nail earlier and I didn't think much of it. When I went to take off my gloves, tired, sweating and without thinking, it torn 3/4 of my nail off my index finger. Since my heart was pounding from my work, it immediately started squirting blood and it hurt like hell.

[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Idk wtf kinda bad ass stuff 8 year old you was made of. I rip my nail off and expose the soft tissue underneath that normally isnt exposed to air and it burns like a bitch for a while. Then when that wears off it burns if I catch it on anything until the nail grows back over it!

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

my sister did the same when she was little. It hurt a lot for her

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

i guess i was very lucky, also my nail didnt Rip off or anything, it just Fell off one day.

[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My nails tend to fall off abruptly, too, during nail shedding season.

I hate when a toenail falls off during the day so you have to fish it out of your sock.

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bruh how does a nail just fall off like hair? Do you know why it happened?

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[–] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I did this 3 years in a row sword fighting with sticks all 3 times.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Thanks a lot for that mental image.

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago
[–] lena@gregtech.eu 22 points 1 month ago
[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

STRAIGHT TO JAIL

NO TRIAL, NO NOTHIN'

THROW AWAY THE FUCKING KEYS

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

It's what I deserve.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 month ago

Oops! All hangnails!

[–] Toes@ani.social 16 points 1 month ago

I hate this. Great post haha

[–] darko8472@feddit.uk 15 points 1 month ago
[–] pero@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can't wait for when pieces of every fabric i touch get stuck on my nails, mmm, great feeling yes.

[–] Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

And in my hair, promptly ripping a chunk of it out of my ponytail.

[–] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

When he wants a handjob but you secretly found out he's been cheating on you

[–] krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago

If you're doing or receiving handjobs with your nails, please seek help.

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hang...nail shark Do do dododo Hangnail shark Do do dododo

[–] pookie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

OMG someone keeps using the jukebox app to spam my local bar with that song.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

Thanks I hate it

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is some of the most disturbing shit I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen a lot of disturbing shit.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I'm scratching your back with these.

[–] hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 weeks ago

Sine nails are missing

[–] gearheart@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

Back scratcher 📣

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

Very effective punishment for nose picking.

[–] Whorehoarder@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

While this is vile in its own right, what's up with the lil zigzaggy between the fingers in lower right? I suppose what's up with everything, but I've accepted the pure lunacy, now I'm just curious about the little detail.

It looks like a tiny watermark that's been lost to compression.

[–] Doombot1@lemmy.one 3 points 1 month ago

Thought it was cuticles or peeling skin at first but I believe it’s actually just a watermark

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Looks like a signature of you look closely

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[–] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago
[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 month ago

Discount Wolverine.

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago
[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 month ago

I'm picturing the person who would seek this out and imagine the personality is probably quite a bit more off-putting.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] M137@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I thought the watermark on the last one was the cut nail wedges glued to the side of their fingers.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 weeks ago

Innsmouth fashion.

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Does anyone have a higher res version?

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago
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