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[–] MudMan@fedia.io 124 points 4 days ago (21 children)

Wait, we're discussing the wrong thing entirely.

This woman took the bus for a one mile hike while she was in college? Like, in her twenties she looked at the prospect of walking for just over a kilometer and a half, a distance you can apparently cover by bike faster than by bus, and she went "nah, I need mechanical help for that".

This happened in the US, didn't it?

[–] MintyAnt@lemmy.world 160 points 4 days ago (4 children)

To be clear, this did not happen at all

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 24 points 4 days ago (7 children)

Oh, you go around telling kids about the tooth fairy, too? Get in the spirit.

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[–] VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone 91 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Lemmy: Cars are a plague and shouldn't exist, communities need functional public transit

Also Lemmy: Someone used public transit when they could have walked? Pathetic.

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[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 42 points 4 days ago (6 children)

In the Netherlands, students get free public transport. If there's a bus coming that you can use for free, why not?

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[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 36 points 4 days ago

Fwiw as far as the reasonableness of taking a bus 1 mile, that's 16 minutes at a brisk walk. Less at a very fast walk. Depending on traffic, number of stops, etc., a bus could take about 10 minutes to go the same distance, probably less. So you're definitely saving time, even if it's not a huge amount. You're also saving effort and sweat, depending on how fast you go and the weather.

When I was in uni, I would regularly walk the 1.2 km to campus. But I would catch a bus the 1.8 km (remembering that a mile is 1.6) to the shops. Because it's a hot unshaded route with a significant uphill. Plus I had to carry the shopping. Whereas the walk to uni was flat, shady, and I rarely had to carry more than just a laptop. And also there literally wasn't a bus that could take me.

So yeah, depending on how all the specifics fit together, I don't see anything wrong with taking a bus 1.6 km.

[–] ByGourou@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Do you take the escalator, or do you walk up the stairs ?

What a weakling you are for choosing the escalator.

Edit :

It seems that the irony got lost : most people just take the escalator for a mere 50 steps, just as most people would just take the bus if it's convenient. So all people in this thread shaming her are quite ridiculous.

As for me, I take the stairs instead of the elevator daily (5th floor) and wouldn't get on the bus because I have strong social anxiety.

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 6 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I walk up the escalator.

Or, if it's so busy that you can't comfortably do that I take the stairs.

I also take the stairs instead of the elevator at home because it's only a handful of floors and man, I am already old, decaying and extremely out of shape. My knees would fuse solid otherwise.

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[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

My university was literally all uphill from dorms with traffic and 90 degree heat. You took the fucking bus.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 3 days ago

Wall-E is the future.

[–] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

It could be cold, windy, or really hot out. Or she doesn't want to walk a mile with all her school stuff, or she doesn't have great mobility. Also there are plenty of 30+ people going to college

It could also just be made up, maybe stop looking to get outraged

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

American infrastructure is so heavily skewed against pedestrians in pretty much every city that isn't NYC. While large college campuses tend to be more pedestrian friendly, it still isn't great. And since most Americans aren't walking a mile everyday, when you then couple that with a backpack with materials needed for two different college classes like textbooks, laptop and charger, or notebooks and pens, it can be difficult for some ti walk that distance for whatever reason.

I don't know why people are still surprised that the country designed to punish people who are too poor to afford a car has so little pedestrian and cycling.

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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I'm sure the physically disabled students at that college appreciate you letting them know that you think one mile is too short for a bus ride

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[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 46 points 3 days ago

fake: anon has a girlfriend

gay: uhhhh oh no is this real

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 54 points 4 days ago (19 children)

1 mile

take the bus

This is a complete fiction, right?

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 days ago

I don't know why everyone's going on about weather. 1 mile is a 20 minute walk. A bus can do it in 5. That's huge time savings regardless of the weather.

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 41 points 4 days ago

Colleges love to flex their local bus service. Especially if it’s a big campus in the north.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You think people take the bus in America?

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 days ago

Well they certainly don't walk

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 16 points 3 days ago (8 children)

When I was 330 lbs. (150kg) it would take me 30 minutes to walk a mile, and I would be post-exercise dumb for at least 30 more. You don't want to the post-exercise dumb for class (taking or teaching).

Now (225 lbs. [~102kg]), it would still take me about 15 minutes to walk it, tho at that pace my HR wouldn't significantly increase, and I might decide to take the bus instead, if there's any sort of weather.

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[–] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Not really. I used to take a bus every day to get to the metro station for a distance of only 1.5 km (0.93 mi). But to be fair it's because I was always on a tight schedule.

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 23 points 3 days ago

If it's a campus bus it's almost certainly free, and probably timed to class schedules. If you only have 10m or so between classes it makes sense.

I actually did this at my US college.

I could take the bus which went 1 mile in 5 min which stopped outside my student apt complex.

Or I could walk for 45min along sidewalks around a couple city blocks and effectively walk like 4 miles to go one mile because there was no direct walking path through the residential neighborhood between my apartment and my college.

I wish I was lying

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 days ago

Free bus and constant buses arriving? Why not.

[–] DogWater@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

???? Free college buses around campus in the winter time is dope what's the problem

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Eh, 1 mile is pretty far when carrying a heavy backpack. If it's free, I'd take the bus.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 21 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Pfft. When I was young, I had to walk to TWO schools while carrying TWO heavy backpacks. The bus wasn't free because buses were still feral vehicles that tried to kill us on our way to school.

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[–] Katzenmann@feddit.org 25 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Why? Do you live in america or something where bus infrastructure is bad?

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 15 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I'm moderately flabbergasted that you'd consider anything other than walking for that kind of distance.

But I don't know the particulars here so maybe I should have kept my thought for myself.

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 78 points 4 days ago (21 children)

I war of the worlds’d my partner once. It’s the sort of thing you do once, realize just how fucked up your actions were, and learn never to do it again, or a yearly tradition if you’re with precisely the right person.

Created like 2 years of emotional dependence from that. Really stagnated our personal evolutions. Truly a terrible joke. I regret it weekly.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 38 points 4 days ago (2 children)

What did you do exactly, if you don’t mind us asking?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 35 points 4 days ago (4 children)

NO

It’s replicable and I know one of you will consider trying it despite the flashing warning signs. I’d rather not instigate others into betraying the trust of those closest to them. When I said that I regret it weekly, I was entirely sincere.

You're no fun.

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[–] lowleekun@ani.social 7 points 3 days ago

fake: anon has a girlfriend gay: anon dislikes women so he pretends to 'prank' them

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 26 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Op should tell her asap. Op caused this and if op truly cares about the situation they should take responsibility and the blame.

Worser cases reality 1: The panic attack was unrelated and Op is a stone cold bastard for not asking/showing empathy about it.

Worser cases reality 2: Gf thinks there was someone else and she had cheated with on accident, these panic attacks keep occurring as its settles as a deep trust issues complex.

Best case reality: Op tells her straight to the point and offers a sincere apology. Gf forgives op, and the relationship is strengthened in the long term.

Mixed reality: Gf is furious and dumps Op on the spot. They both dodged a red flag and were simply not compatible in finding eachothers boundaries. You don't pull jokes like that on a single whim, it’s clearly part of their nature.

This is a green text and probably fake btw.

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[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

First time green text EVER had me laughing! Ever.

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