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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 points 3 minutes ago

Hmmm. I dunno.

[–] accideath@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

In an accident.

[–] other_cat@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] Vopyr@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I guess I'll die from being sucked out of my blood by a vampire.

[–] oldfart@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

Asphyxiation

[–] CLTCMNDR@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

I am commanded…. by the clits 😟

[–] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago

All the pressure built up from the escalating screams echoing inside my skull will make my head explode in a spectacular and messy fashion.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Some kind of internet last stand.

[–] WEAPONX@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Slashed to ribbons by freshly escaped crazed Wolverine.

[–] HaveMeOnYourPodcast@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Doxxed by H3?

[–] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I catch a Solarbeam to the face!

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I'd piss off the wrong person with an excess of style with ease

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago

i guess the deal goes wrong and i dont make it

[–] a_postmodern_hat@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Electrocution helmet? Or something gross from Saw

[–] bilnkandmissit@lemm.ee 5 points 6 hours ago

I’ll never know. I blinked.

[–] notthatcreative@lemm.ee 5 points 6 hours ago
[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 7 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Bludgeoned to death with a keyboard?

[–] hitstun@fedia.io 2 points 6 hours ago

Someone held the Alt key while you were mashing F4.

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 hours ago

beaten to death with a hoe

[–] Calcifer@eviltoast.org 7 points 8 hours ago

My flame will be extinguished.

[–] curry@programming.dev 2 points 7 hours ago

Very delicious and spicy as intended.

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 4 points 8 hours ago

I've seen Monty Python before.

[–] UncleJesus@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

I don't think its widely used anymore

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I came close with the undertow a few times. I wouldn’t be mad. There’s worse ways to go.

Or maybe a surfing ninja will take me out. Which is a cool as hell way to die.

[–] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 4 points 8 hours ago

Mine is pretty obvious.

[–] arch@feddit.nl 4 points 9 hours ago

oh noo im gonna die because i use arch

[–] anarchiddy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 hours ago

I have an anarchist child and they kill me in a rebellion.

I'd be so proud.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...

[–] Venicon@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Killed by a Pictish tribe in scotland

[–] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

probably something cult related I guess

[–] snail@lemm.ee 18 points 13 hours ago

It finally caught up to me

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago
[–] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 hours ago

Having a heart attack at an AC/DC concert.

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago
[–] oxytocin@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago

Locked in a dumpster in Mexico, I guess

[–] Canopyflyer@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

High speed dirt man, high speed dirt.

[–] DaniNatrix@leminal.space 1 points 8 hours ago

Demise details unclear, but I'm excited to find out! May require a safe word lol

[–] DaniNatrix@leminal.space 1 points 8 hours ago

Details of demise unclear but I'm excited to find out, may need a safe word lol

[–] neidr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 hours ago
[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 hours ago

I probably sleep with king Midas or meet Apollo and he grants me the same wish

[–] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago

Lots of beans

[–] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Something Volcano related, possibly involving a ring and a couple of short men. One of whom is a goddamn hero.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

I am just going outside and may be some time...

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 12 points 15 hours ago
[–] Incorgnito@sh.itjust.works 4 points 12 hours ago

An undercover Corgi mission.

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