Sailing. I guess an accident
this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2025
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"D'un coup d'épée,
Frappé par un héros, tomber la pointe au coeur !"...
-- Oui, je disais cela !... Le destin est railleur !...
Et voilà que je suis tué dans une embûche,
Par-derrière, par un laquais, d'un coup de bûche !
C'est très bien. J'aurai tout manqué, même ma mort.
I'll leave it to you, reader, to guess the "where" it is cast
Nihilistic fruit
Alcoholism.
Mine unlocks the cheat codes from Jedi knight 2. So probably dismembered by jedi or sith spawns
I choke to death while alone, try to self heimlich and fail. My body is found half eaten by my cats with my cold, dead hand still clutching the offending cheese toastie.
hmmm...
I'm already gone...
Boiled alive
Well... I can tell you who didn't do it.
Err.. I don't even know how to understand that. Eaten by kraken?
I would not be the only one
It will be a hell of a party!
Obesity, and bounciness.
exit 0
Digimon incident. I might cringe if I were alive to care.
Ouch...
Idk, i wouldn't see it coming
Brake failure on a mountain road.
No idea
A very large child does something in such a way that I would die.
Adorably.
Death by simulation crashing.
Or if going by the actual username and not the display name: Death By Air Conditioner Crashing On My Head Beacause I'm Too Indecisive To Choose Anything
spoiler
Aka: The Chidi Death
....that last step will be a doozy.
Chopped into several large pieces. But it will be awesome.
Yes, please. 52 years old, and dying after one super night.
Tree fall maybe?
Jaywalking.
I am hereby consigned and sentenced to death by royal order of his majesty Dominus Thrax, hero of all.
I really shouldn't be such a contrarian, especially when it comes to faustian deals with magical deep space clones...
Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?
Burned at the stake, hanged, crushed, or drowned. Plenty of options.
In front of my PC without anyone noticing until days later
I’ll donate so much to research I won’t have money to eat?
Well I'm named for a fictional character I wrote about. so presumably she comes to life and for some reason tries to kill me