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[–] macro_byte@programming.dev 10 points 14 hours ago

Fun fact: Thunder does help plants grow, more specifically lighting does. When it lightnings the nitrogen in the air is split apart and combines with the oxygen in the air to form nitrogen oxide and gets washed down by rain into the soil and is absorbed by plants. After some lightning plants will usually look extra green.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Good boy. Matty is actually a doctor working at a free clinic and that fentanyl will only be used in a medicinal capacity.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

I read it on the Internet and so I know it's true

[–] adj16@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

What exactly is “raise your words” supposed to mean?

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

it means use better language/expression/figures of speech instead of using simplistic trump speech style.

[–] adj16@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Is that what it actually means or what you expected it to mean given context?

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 6 points 22 hours ago

You have to stand on a step stool before you can speak.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

It doesn't mean anything lol

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

I think in this case it's along the lines of "kill them with kindness" given the rain and thunder thing

[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

The moral of this story: pee on your dog

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

/c/IAmDogAndThisIsDeep

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago

Thanks for sharing your wisdom, Ralph.

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why shouldn't a dog lick their paws? Or is that part of the joke?

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only if they are doing it too much, It can be signs of an injury or allergies.

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] felsiq@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is hilarious, but serious answer some dogs will lick their paws raw and bloody even while you’re treating the original problem so asking them not to is sometimes necessary

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

My 9 million year old dog from childhood (God's bless this mfer has to go eventually) will do this. Chew straight to the bone if ya let em

[–] adj16@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

They often do it very loudly and sloppily and it’s just annoying/gross. Especially when they’re doing it a foot away from you right when you’re trying to fall asleep

[–] MasterFlamingo@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

I love Ralph