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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Honestly, that's just bananas.

[–] Vytle@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh brother this guy stinks!

Take your upvote e.e

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Wait till they post something about Planters... Waggles eyebrows

[–] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 196 points 3 days ago (7 children)

For context, this was back during that stupid time when people could buy Xitter authentication.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 2 days ago

I don't think Xitter authentication existed in 1954...

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought that was still ongoing? When did they revert the change?

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I thiiink there are multiple checkmarks now. General bought blue check marks and gold verified? I think...?

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 74 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Xitter

My apologies, but it’s Twitter for as long as that cock-sucking, ball-gargling, butt-plug-looking, fascist-asshole-of-a-non-tax-paying illegal immigrant piece-of-shit anal-bead-wannabe motherfucker who needs to get the Hell out of our goddamned country is alive and walking free.

[–] greenskye@lemm.ee 69 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Xitter is pronounced 'shitter' I'm pretty sure

[–] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

That's how I will always pronounce it.

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I like to call it ex-twitter

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I get that you are trying to degrade and demoralize him, but please be aware that many of the insults and words you are using are offensive to various groups of people.. for example, my wife is a cock sucker, are you comparing my wife to this creep?

[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I choose this guys cock-sucking wife

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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (13 children)

The Gulf of America was really about Elon being salty bc we still call it Twitter, watch

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

Twitter.com still brings you to the website, i imagine the trademark is still registered

So it is still correct to call it that

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Can you please not bring ball gags, butt plugs and anal beads into this topic, that's derogatory for these to be compared with that deformed mouldy balding shithead.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I second the motion. Sex kinks are ok as long as you're not hurting anyone, fucking the whole country without consent is not ok

as opposed to this stupid time when people can do that.

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

...isn't that still the case? They took it away, changed the color or something, and brought it back, didn't they?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You could buy Xitter authentication in 1954? 🤔

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago

Can't people still buy the blue check?

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 110 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was honestly surprised they casually acknowledged it like that

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] sowitzer@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Parody accounts. Both tweets are in fact real tweets. As we can see.

Actually strike that. I don’t know that. There are ways to alter pictures so I guess it could be fake in that they never were twated out by anyone on the site.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

I have not tried it on Twitter, but it's extremely easy to use a browser's console and change any text on a webpage, so I'm not surprised it's fake

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago

Fuck Dole and every family that still holds power from the coup.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If aliens could judge us, they'd say: "So you are telling me, that humans have killed each other for imaginary lines on the ground; in the name of feckless leaders who don't give a fuck about you; and bananas?"

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bananas are at least understandable, we gotta eat

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 2 days ago

Or hoard if you’re Donkey Kong.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Chiquita is a bad exploiting brand

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 50 points 3 days ago (3 children)

At this point you might as well just assume every corporation is shit and be pleasantly surprised when you look them up.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 47 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

I mean, yeah, but Chiquita/United Fruit are on a whole different level. They're the ones who single-handedly destabilized a whole region, funding multinational death squads, coups and shit. That's the whole joke.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_Wars

Edit: to be honest, anyone unfamiliar with this period should brush up on it. This was the last time the US truly functioned as an empire (or tried to), and the key arguments are going to be the same now as they were then.

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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It's been 50 years, Chiquita should treat itself

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's been 30 years, Chiquita should treat itself.

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 5 points 2 days ago

Plot twist: A whistleblower denounces that Chiquita was the major Trump campaign supporter.

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

I miss the week where Twitter essentially allowed free speech for $15 before they shut it down after everyone immediately clowned on every single corporation and celebrity in existence.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago
[–] lennee@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago

And thats why im not buying ur stupid bananas

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