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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 hours ago

It is half a bathroom

No you don't get to ask why a bathroom is called a bathroom. It is like questioning the origin of a hot dog.

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 7 points 15 hours ago

And in the UK a “cloakroom” is very rarely a place specifically to hang your cloak…

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You'd be amazed how much bathing some people manage to do with just a sink.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

You've been to McDonald's I take it

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 57 points 1 day ago (1 children)

On the other hand, if you say you are going to the bathroom, nobody expects you to take a shit in the bathtub

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 25 points 1 day ago

Which is what makes it all that much more satisfying when the next person goes in

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You can bathe half your body in the sink and the other half in the toilet.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

And now I'm going to touch grass

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 hour ago

Don't forget to bathe after!

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Cursed comment, but I’ll add on to it: If you plug the door slit with a towel the whole room becomes your tub.

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Never heard "half bath", and I always called those washrooms.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

It is common in the US, frequently they will be listed as 2 & 1/2 baths if they have two with tubs and one without.

Haven't paid enough attention to know how they list multiple 1/2 baths but pretty sure they don't add up like regular fractions...

I always found the term 1/2 bath weird.

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

that's some realtor math. they are known to magically inflate surface before you buy it, and shrink it back once you bought / rented it. Mathematicians can't explain that !

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And a room with a toilet, sink, and shower stall is a 3/4 bath.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Anything to avoid the metric system!

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I’ve never heard of this before. I have what you describe as 3/4 bath, but it was listed as a full bath in MLS.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

If you put a bedpan and a washbasin in your closet, it's a 1/8 bath.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

A litter box and some hand sanitizer in a wheelbarrow is a 1/16 bath.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 1 points 6 hours ago

Hole in the ground next to a pile of wet leaves? That's a 1/32 bath.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 3 points 17 hours ago

I did real estate for 12 years and never came across the term "3/4 bath".

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Imagine getting a half bath but only the back half so you don't even get a faucet

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

half a sink, half a toilet, half a shower.

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Haven't paid enough attention to know how they list multiple 1/2 baths but pretty sure they don't add up like regular fractions...

They'd either list them separately or as a whole and then clarify. E.g. "two full- and two half-baths"or something like "four bathrooms - two full"

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Whatever we call them, it's always some euphemism hiding the fact tha it's the pooping room.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We call it the poop stick room.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Wafflestomp emporium

[–] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Commonly called called a 'powder room' in australia.

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

Maybe it's a class difference thing but I've more commonly heard it referred to as "the shitter," "dunny," or "toilet."

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

Powder room is where you store amino.

[–] sowitzer@lemm.ee 1 points 13 hours ago

I’m in the US and powered room is used in places I’ve lived. But on real estate listings it is common to call it 1/2 bath.

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

or "water closet" in the UK

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's a way to conveniently talk about the number of bathrooms. You can say a house is "three bedroom, two and a half bath" and you convey that there are two bathrooms and one "washroom".

[–] sowitzer@lemm.ee 1 points 13 hours ago

What gets confusing are these large homes, or McMansions that list 5 bedrooms and 7 and a half baths. So are they listing 3 powder rooms at 1.5 baths? I can’t afford them, so I only see it online; but that part gets weird. I have seen descriptions that then list full and partial though.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or 5 powder rooms and zero bathtubs

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Sure, it could mean that, but I don't think any could person would go to that conclusion.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The real weirdness originates from any room with a toilet being called a bathroom despite many not having bathtubs.

[–] kevincox@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

Technically if it doesn't have a bathtub or shower it is called a powder room. But that phrase is rarely used. (Mostly because 90% of the time when we say bathroom we mean toilet.)

[–] kitnaht@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Bath doesn't refer to the tub, it refers to bathing. You can 'sink bathe' with a rag and running sink water.

So a half-bath, contains 1/2 of the common furnishings for bathing.

[–] TomAwsm@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Yeah, a "full" bathroom with just a shower also has zero bathtubs.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 5 points 1 day ago

Good news! Most of the world would find that extremely weird (as with calling a room with no baths a bathroom). I think it's due to the euphemism treadmill.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

At that point you're halfway to having a standard bathroom, so it makes sense to me.

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 8 points 1 day ago

We'd just call that room "the toilet"

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And if you had half a bathtub, you could as well have no bathtub at all

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 6 points 1 day ago

If it's fixed to a waterproof wall, it would work. Weird, but work.

[–] Marty_TF@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

in german that room is just called "das klo" (the toilet)

[–] SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Marty_TF@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 hours ago

thx, fixed the typo, dam phone keyboards being so small

[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

If you chop a bathtub in half and place the parts in different rooms, you can have two half baths. If you bring four such parts in the same room, you’ll get a double bath. Probably still not very good for actually bathing, because a half tubs don’t hold much water.

We call it a trap, khazi, bog, privy, WC, toilet…don’t think I’ve heard “half bath”.

By code a bathroom is a sink and any combination of a bidet, shower, tub, or toilet.

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