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[–] temporal_spider@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago
  1. I don't know why, I've just been using them my whole life, and they're comfortable for me. The platonic ideal of Pen. Especially the blue medium.
[–] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 149 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Devadander@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (6 children)

With a .07 ball. I don't tolerate .05 or .1 heretics in my G2 superiority worldview.

[–] Nimrod@lemm.ee 21 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

What does that make me (0.38 user)?!?

Also, I think you mean 1.0, 0.7 and 0.5

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[–] Jhuskindle@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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Pilot G-2, Obviously. #5.

[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Definitely 5, so much better than 99% of other pens.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 57 points 5 days ago (4 children)
[–] anhkagi@jlai.lu 27 points 5 days ago

if it's a true bic. knockoffs might not work very well.

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[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 51 points 5 days ago (2 children)

My husband works at an architecture firm. They exclusively use #2 in 3 different colors. My husband has gotten in the habit of putting a few in his pocket during the day while he works and emptying his pockets when he gets home. We have WAY TOO MANY PENS!!!! I've been bagging them up and giving them away!! They are nice pens tho... very good for drafting/drawing/etc. I just don't need 300 of them. Beware that the blue ones tend to explode the most.

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 32 points 4 days ago (4 children)

5 is the objectively correct answer here.

[–] Coyote_sly@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Yeah, no contest at all.

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[–] Snazz@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Show me the fucking feather

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

#5 carried me through three degrees.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 12 points 4 days ago

Pilot G2 if I must, but the real answer is a Lamy Safari.

[–] blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 40 points 5 days ago (3 children)
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[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If I HAVE to use a ballpoint, it's going to have to be a rollerball. Like the Uniball. But really, I'd take just about any fountain pen over any of them.

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[–] codeddji@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Willem20@feddit.nl 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] murtaza64@programming.dev 29 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

not pictured, but uniball eye micro was my goat for high school and college. I had to do british standardized exams in high school which required black pen (not pencil). these guys write super smoothly and create really nice lines, but they take a sec or two to dry so you gotta be careful not to smudge.

I think #1 in the pic is a thicker version of these

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[–] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)
  1. The Bic Pilot G2 in 1mm writes like butter. Glorious. $4.95 for a 4 pack.
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[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

I dont see any on here I would swear by.

I have taken a liking to the Pilot B2Ps, they are made of recycled water bottles, I liked them simply for the fact that they're the one type of pen we have in abundance at the office that no one else bothers to steal for some reason.

I like the Staples TRU RED series too.

what the hell is wrong with me, a year ago I'd be obsessing over some video game or hobby and now im discussing my pen model preferences, I think I've crossed the proto-boomer threshold

[–] hogmomma@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago

If 5 is the G2, then 5.

[–] Liberal_Ghost@lemmy.zip 29 points 4 days ago
[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Anyone saying anything but #7 is delulu. There's a reason Bic won pens

[–] rishado@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Where the fuck are the Zebra pens

5, man I loved those pens when taking notes in college.

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

At school all the cool kids had these lol

or these

[I come from a very specific generation in French speaking switzerland, so this may not be relatable]

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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

These are all terrible

7

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

The day I first gripped a #5, had there been clickbait thumbnails back then, mine would have read:
This Changes EVERYTHING!

[–] Structure7528@lemm.ee 18 points 4 days ago

Another for 5

[–] BayKek@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago
[–] eric5949@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago

G2 forever.

[–] Captain_J@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago
[–] JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)

2, the Pilot Precise, specifically a V5

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[–] WordBox@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago
[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Uni Mitsubishi .38 I want it too feel like I'm stabbing the paper when I write

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

5

I would pick 3 but I don't think its ball point and I have trouble controlling the strength when I press down on the paper.

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[–] toxiczombie@lemm.ee 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Honestly those of us who've bought 1 or 2 already main those. I'll never by another pen, the writing quality of the Uniball is just superb. The plastic grip isn't uncomfortable like you'd think, and rubber grips tend to feel weird after lots of writing anyways. The build quality is top notch, as someone who's accidentally broken lots of pens. Just a great design

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[–] stoly@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (7 children)

Error: fountain pen not found

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[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 days ago (5 children)

This kind. I like the metal tip.

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[–] krasny@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I write a lot (I am professor) and pilot g-2 (#5) is the way to go. Don't be fooled by sharpie's grip, I just finished a box of that model in red ink and g-2 is way better.

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[–] sloppychops@lemmy.ca 17 points 5 days ago
[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Wanpieserino@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

3, it's the easiest to activate and handle

[–] MasterFlamingo@lemm.ee 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (6 children)

1 and 2 look good but looks are deceiving. 5 and 7 all the way.

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[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago
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