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[–] donuts@lemmy.world 181 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (12 children)

What you're seeing here is numbered doors of toilet stalls.

This picture is from the inside of a restroom area, so any gender icons would be the outside of any door in here anyway.

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[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 75 points 2 months ago (4 children)

ytf do they number their stalls? is it like: "help, my zipper's stuck! I'm in stall oo. Whatever you do, don't go into stall o!"

"where did you say you were?"

(sighs) "stall oo, toilet |||, co-sharing toilet roll ~~~. Hurry!"

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

"Hey Randy, grab the bucket, someone's had explosive diarrhea all over stall three again."

Putting in a support ticket. "Flushing problem in stall two of the toilets on the second floor."

So Randy doesn't need to go through all the flushes to find the broken one.

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[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 101 points 2 months ago (12 children)

2 circles is if you need to #2, 3 of you need to take a #3.

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 28 points 2 months ago (5 children)

1+2=3

There's no place for a number 1. If you're not going to shit, then you're not allowed to pee either.

[–] oxysis@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No no no, you just piss in the sink instead

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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 81 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

He doesn't know how to use the three rings.

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 66 points 2 months ago

My instinct would be to use the one that seems to have a functioning door handle.

[–] JoeKis@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago
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[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] BomberMan9865@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 months ago (12 children)

When you're Nonbinary every bathroom feels like this, not because you don't know which is which but because you don't know which choice is more wrong or will get you in more trouble.

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[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago (4 children)

It's a test to determine your gender, you just walk into whichever one you're naturally compelled to and then when you get out you find out your gender. If you don't want to go into either then you're either nonbinary or agender

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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Ones boobs the other is a dick?

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

1 circle of life
2 shotgun
3 maritime international sign for distress
4 audi owners
5 Olympic athletes

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 months ago

This is what the Republicans said would happen!!

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago

Please solve the following puzzle to prove you are a human

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago

I feel like one is a set of boobs. The other is a man, fully erect as seen from the front at a direct angle (business end pointed towards your mouth as you approach the door).

Places with gendered bathrooms should stick to icons that make sense. The place can do something cutesy too, but have a real bathroom sign.

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 months ago (10 children)

i mean.

The two look like boobs, and the three look like a penis, so... Case closed?

[–] Polderviking@feddit.nl 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

The two look like boobs, and the three look like a penis

Due to the fact I'm essentially a 40 year old adolescent i have Olympic gold in seeing penises and (to a lesser extent) tits in everything, but you lost me here...

If this is is the answer it'll take the cake as most abstract rendition ever.

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[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The two look like balls, and the three look like a head and boobs.

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[–] Gurei@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Indicates how many seashells were installed in each room.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wanna go into the 3 ball bathroom to see all the dudes with 3 balls.

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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Two is for couples, three is for threesomes.

Not pictured is the single circle which has a glory hole.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Very self explanatory its for how many CANS OF BEANS YOU HAVE.

PISS EVERYWHERE WITH BEANS

MWHAHAHAHHA

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[–] Splenetic@lemm.ee 24 points 2 months ago

Men, who have 2 testes go left, while women who have 3 testes go right. Wait...

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago

I can't read these runes. Life sense, roll for initiative.

[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Number of holes beneath the waist.

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[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They are already in the bathroom...

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 19 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I think it's one of those places where the sink is outside, and the mystery hole is behind the doors.

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Men have two holes, woman three. I assume it is that dumb.

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[–] superkret@feddit.org 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

3 coins is more than 2, so it's for men.
Cause they earn more.

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[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Maybe it’s points of contact?

Two feet for the urinal.

Two feet and a seat for the toilet?

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Two circles: Toilet and sink.

Three Circles: Toilet, sink, and urinal.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I assume the left is two nuts. The right is a head over two boobs.

Stupidly cryptic, though.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Oh man I thought left was boobs and right was dick and balls.

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[–] sicarius@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The one on the right are for users of these

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[–] molten@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have 0 respect for gendered toilets and will just go in one if it's not a super active place like a mall or an airport.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 24 points 2 months ago (7 children)

i tried this once and oh man the womans restroom smelled so rancid i could never go back. it was traumatic

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

IMO:

They're gender-neutral. The two and three on the door are so that people can be told which one needs work.

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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 14 points 2 months ago (6 children)

There’s a bar on the beach town near me that uses “lobsters” and “crabs” as it’s bathroom door identifiers.

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