If CK2 taught me one thing, it's that claim wars automatically end when the claimant dies. As soon as putin keels over all the red flagged armies in Ukraine will go neutral and have to walk back home.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 143 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I have kept a bottle of bubbles in the fridge for one of two possible celebrations for far too long now.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Am I the other one?

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 80 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Do you powder your face with orange tang?

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[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 83 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No matter how many bad people are waiting to take his place, one less Putin in the world is a net positive.

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago (14 children)

I'll believe it when I see it.

He's a hard cockroach to get rid of.

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[–] gamer@lemm.ee 61 points 1 week ago (16 children)

New world order: Putin dies, successor adopts democracy and joins NATO, Trump leaves NATO and goes full authoritarian, US becomes new dictatorship while Russia becomes new leader of the free world.

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[–] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 week ago (1 children)

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Anyone done a health check on our Dear Leader of The Most Perfect Health Kim Il Trump?

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[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 42 points 1 week ago (4 children)

rumors about the Russian leader's failing health.

Yeah yeah, we've had these for years now. Wake me up when Russia's new president signs a peace deal that isn't a full on annexation of Ukrainian territories with nothing in return. If that ever happens.

[–] stickly@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Putin cancer and Trump legal consequences: this time for sure™️

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's true. But it's also true that the guy isn't immortal.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

Technically not proven yet. Hopefully soon.

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[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 40 points 1 week ago (13 children)

There's probably a bunch of also bad people waiting in line to take his place. But would still celebrate his death though.

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[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I want that day to be printed as big in global news as "HITLER DEAD!"

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)

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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

"Fallen at his command post," eh? Sounds like what they'd report if Trump choked to death on a hamberder while on the toilet.

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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

can putin take trump with him

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 31 points 1 week ago

In Egypt, leaders were buried with their property…

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[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hell is already salivating

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[–] thepumpkin3@lemm.ee 29 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Hopefully Trump and Putin’s bodies take care of the problems for the world sooner rather than later

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